Canon Powershot S400: Feb 2004 - Jan 2006

Ah, my dear Canon Powershot S400. She's served me well. Unfortunately, S400 unsuspectingly became ill last week and her condition precipitously worsened. She initially became harmlessly erratic, moreso than her usual charming cantankerous behavior. Then...then....she became absolutely intractable, required extensive battery massages, and suffered severe memory loss. Prognosis seems grave. We were planning on leaving the country together after all this crazy medical school test taking, but has implored me to go without her.

A memorial fund has been named in her memory (Checks payable to Cecil Webster). May she rest in peace.